Asian Outreach

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Asians are already bad drivers, so how could alcohol make things any worse? It's not like you could see the road to begin with! Why not have a beer on the way to your honors course in applied thermodynamics for geological engineering? Do you really want to be sober for that shit-show anyways?

Asian Men, why not have a few drinks on your way to slave for your ungrateful white boss who's married to one of YOUR women? Your parents aren't gonna be any easier on you either, so you may as well be drunk when you're going to pick them up from the airport. Wear a mask, they may have COVID-19. You may feel like your actions may be in vain, that just one of you won't make a difference fighting the tyrannical drunk driving laws the West and East have both decided to place on us. Well, there's billions of you, so get on it! 

Asian Women, show your white husband your adventurous side by slinging some sake on the way to pick up your daughter from her violin or piano lessons. People are already going to assume you're a bad driver, so show those racists who's boss by drinking and driving! Maybe you're the one driving to your own piano or violin lessons, better get wasted for that too!