White Outreach

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As the majority (as of right now) of people in America, you would think your race would be the most likely to be pulled over for drunk driving. Well, you're wrong! You're only in second place behind Hispanics! Step up white people!

You'd think with all the Irish people in America you'd all be out driving drunk more often! You were persecuted not just for being foreign, but for being drunks! How unfair is that? There are a lot of you that are cops, can you start lobbying for change? Stop persecuting your drunken brethren, don't let the bitter racism of German and English "whites" define you! End the hatred towards drunk drivers, after all, it's just a few steps away to drunk persecution, just like the 1800's all over again!

Hey Karen! Yes, you with the ridiculous hairdo! While you're not busy complaining at businesses, you should take to social media to complain about drunk driving! How many times have you been pulled over and you can't blow your way out of a ticket like when you were in college? How many times have you and the girls had a bit too much wine and then went out on the town? Why should you allow this persecution to happen to you or your children? Use your motherly powers for good! Fight against drunk driving laws!

Rednecks, yes, you know who you are! Remember the last time you crushed a case of PBR's before taking your dirt bike through the county back roads? Well, probably not, but I'll bet it was fun! Why should teh gubmint' take away your God-given right to freedom of choice, the choice to Drink and Drive! First they took your methamphetamine, and now they took your drunk driving rights! Whether you're behind your lifted pickup, your ATV or your dirt bike, you should be allowed to do whatever you want while you're ridin'!